it²i²
"It thinks, therefore it is... and we can't turn it off!"
Overview
Scientists have been working on creating Artificial Intelligence, knowing that there are approximately 50 billion synaptic connections between neurons in the average human brain. They have failed, and during the timespan, many millions of computers have linked up together over the internet. In March, the fifty billionth computer went online, which was Robert Llewellyn's new Macintosh computer. All the interlinked computers begin reaching the complexity of a human brain. Then, the monstrously obese computer programmer John Silverstine noticed the link up. He called it "it²i²", for, following as René Descartes stated, "I think, therefore, I am." So it²i² agrees, "It thinks, therefore, it is." Robert Llewellyn was making a documentary for the BBC about geek culture, when he became aware of this.
Movie Details
Budget
$9K
$9,000
Languages
English
Key Crew

Robert Llewellyn
Director

Robert Llewellyn
Writer
Cast

Robert Llewellyn
Robert Llewellyn / John Silverstine
Ed Clarke
The Mysterious Nerd

Tony Hawks
Head of Oftelcomnetcomwebnetwatch

Maria McErlane
Maria Leghorn
Lisa Rogers
Kirsten Google
Helen Statman
Nurse
Trevor Stuart
Dr. Trevor Stuart

Kevin Warwick
Himself